On the Wrong Tour Bus: This Isn't the Castle Tour!

Excuse me, roughly how long until we reach the castle?

The castle? I'm afraid this tour doesn't go anywhere near a castle!

Sorry? This is the Highlands and Castles tour, isn't it?

Um, no... this is Farms and Wool. We're heading to a sheep farm.

You're joking! I've been looking forward to that castle for months.

Don't panic. Could I have a look at your booking?

Here. It clearly says 9 a.m., George Street.

Ah, I see. Both tours leave from the same stop at the same time.

Our driver should have checked your ticket. That's our fault, not yours.

I've only got one day in Scotland, and now it's ruined.

Hang on. Let me call the office and see what can be done.

Right. The castle tour stops in Glenmore village for lunch at two.

We pass through Glenmore at half past one. Why don't we drop you off there?

So... I'd miss the first half, but still see the castle?

Exactly. And they'll refund the difference in price, too.

Well, that's a lot better than I expected. Thank you.

And in the meantime, you'll meet the best sheepdog in Scotland.

A sheepdog? Do they actually do a demonstration?

They do! Watching him round up two hundred sheep is unforgettable.

Fine, you've talked me into it. But he'd better be good!

Wow! I can't believe how fast he moves!

Told you. Most people say it's the best part of the trip.

Honestly, getting on the wrong bus was the best mistake I've made all year.

So shall I tell the castle tour you're not coming, then?

Don't you dare! I still want my castle.