Secret Santa at the Office

Right, everyone! It's time for our office Secret Santa!

Oke, semuanya! Saatnya Secret Santa kantor kita!

Brilliant! So how does it work this year?

Mantap! Jadi tahun ini aturannya bagaimana?

Everyone picks a name from this hat and buys them a present.

Setiap orang ambil satu nama dari topi ini, lalu belikan dia hadiah.

The limit is twenty pounds. And don't tell anyone who you've got.

Batasnya 20 pound. Dan jangan kasih tahu siapa pun nama yang kalian dapat.

Ha, good. Last year somebody gave me a single sock!

Haha, bagus. Tahun lalu ada yang kasih aku kaus kaki sebelah!

Go on, Tom, your turn. Pick a name.

Ayo, Tom, giliranmu. Ambil satu nama.

Oh no. You're joking. I've got Mr. Graham?

Aduh. Bercanda, kan? Aku dapat Pak Graham?

Shh! You're not supposed to say it out loud!

Ssst! Jangan diucapkan keras-keras dong!

Sorry! But what on earth do I buy the boss?

Maaf! Tapi aku harus beli apa buat bos?

Hannah, have you got a minute? I need some help.

Hannah, ada waktu sebentar? Aku butuh bantuan.

Of course. What's wrong? You look really stressed.

Tentu. Ada apa? Kamu kelihatan stres banget.

Well... I picked the boss for Secret Santa.

Jadi... aku dapat nama bos buat Secret Santa.

The boss? Oh dear, that's the hardest name to get!

Bos? Waduh, itu nama yang paling susah!

I know! If I get it wrong, he'll think I'm useless.

Aku tahu! Kalau salah pilih, dia bakal mikir aku nggak becus.

Okay, calm down. Let's think about what he likes.

Oke, tenang dulu. Kita pikirkan apa yang dia suka.

Have you noticed anything on his desk recently?

Belakangan ini kamu lihat ada apa di mejanya?

Hmm, only plants. Dead ones. He keeps killing them.

Hmm, cuma tanaman. Yang sudah mati. Dia selalu bikin tanamannya mati.

That's it! Get him a cactus. Nobody can kill a cactus!

Nah, itu dia! Belikan dia kaktus. Tidak ada yang bisa bikin kaktus mati!

Ha! That's perfect, and it's under twenty pounds!

Ha! Sempurna, dan harganya di bawah 20 pound!

Okay, everyone, it's present time! Mr. Graham, you go first.

Oke, semuanya, saatnya buka kado! Pak Graham, silakan duluan.

Goodness, who wrapped this? It's covered in tape!

Astaga, siapa yang membungkus ini? Penuh selotip!

Um, no idea. Just... open it, maybe?

Eh, tidak tahu. Mungkin... dibuka saja, Pak?

A cactus? Ha! Has someone been looking at my desk?

Kaktus? Ha! Ada yang memperhatikan meja saya, ya?

Tom, your face has gone bright red. Was it you?

Tom, mukamu merah sekali. Kamu, ya?

I'm so sorry. I thought you might like one that survives.

Maaf sekali, Pak. Saya pikir Bapak mau tanaman yang bisa bertahan hidup.

Don't apologise! It's the best present I've had in years.

Jangan minta maaf! Ini hadiah terbaik yang saya terima selama bertahun-tahun.

Now open yours. I think you'll find it very useful.

Sekarang buka punyamu. Saya rasa itu bakal sangat berguna.

Hmm, a book... about making a good cup of tea?

Hmm, buku... tentang cara bikin teh yang enak?

Well, you've been making me terrible tea for two years.

Yah, sudah 2 tahun kamu bikinkan saya teh yang tidak enak.

Ha! He's got a point, Tom. Your tea is awful.

Ha! Dia benar juga, Tom. Tehmu memang parah.

Fair enough! Next year, I'll make you a proper cup.

Oke, adil! Tahun depan saya buatkan teh yang benar-benar enak.