In the United States , we celebrate Father's Day on the third Sunday in June . So , for today's show we will celebrate fathers , too ! Now , being a father is no easy task . To make it easier , some dads like to make jokes . Jokes , of course , are supposed to be funny . But Dad jokes are known for being … not funny . They are corny . They often result in eye rolls from the children who hear them . Many children are embarrassed when they and their friends are subjected to fatherly humor ! For example , here is a joke my father used to make when I was a child . He loved to watch baseball on television . If I came between him and the TV , he would say , “You make a better door than you do a window .” In other words , “I can't see the TV . Little did I know , he is not the only dad to say this . To research this story , I searched the web and found several sites that gather dad sayings . A list on BoredPanda.com included “you make a better door than you do a window .” Dads love to say this to any worker in any kind of workplace : “So , are you working hard or hardly working ?” Many , many , many , many children have been embarrassed at stores , restaurants , repair shops … just about anywhere with that joke . Dads have a few sayings they find funny about money . If your father gives you a little money , not a lot , he might say , “Don't spend it all in one place !” Or he might tell you to “keep the change !” when in fact , there is not much money left over . When it comes to paying a bill , dads ’ corny side really shines through . Before even looking at a bill , they might say something like , “What's the damage ?” Or they might look at their young children and say , “I hope you brought your money !” In life there are few guarantees . Thankfully , you can count on a father for many things . They are usually there for their children through good and bad times , or through thick and thin . You can also count on many fathers to say the same things when they see another man washing a car . It is almost guaranteed that he will say one of two things . He will either say , “Hey , you can do mine next .” or “You missed a spot ! Oh dad , that's a good one . Now , let's talk about departures . When it's time to leave , why just say , “Come on . Dads have so many interesting and really corny ways to say , “It's time to go .” Here are just a few : “Ready to skedaddle ?” “Let's rock and roll !” “Time to hit the road .” Some fathers also like to talk as if they were cowboys of the Old West . They might say , “Saddle up partners !” “Time to hit the trail !” Another cowboy favorite is , “Let's get the heck out of Dodge !” The saddle is a seat for a horse rider . So , to saddle up means to get ready to go . And the saying , “Let's get the heck out of Dodge !” means to escape a place quickly . Dodge City is a town in Kansas created in the 1800s . However , Dads who have never been on a horse nor have been to Dodge can use these expressions . And remember , you don't have to be a father to use any of these expressions . Just know that if you do , expect a few eye-rolls in your general direction . Time for us to skedaddle !